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WETFINGER! - We Had To Stop It Somewhere

from ENTERTAINING the INVALID by V/A - Matt Wand

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    proper glass mastered compact disc edition, all the tracks, printed card wallet, 8 page art paper riso printed booklet of the verbose and vaguely illegible variety, with texts by Matt Wand and Sebastian Weetabix attempting to bring the context of the music sharply out of focus ( don't worry the pdf version with the download is perfect for those of dwindling eyesight ), shrink wrapped for extra sensitivity and all shipped at the most reasonable postage rate we could arm bend the post office into ( sorry 'Rest of World' Royal Mail wouldn't do it any cheaper :[ )
    At least with the physical goods Bandcamp don't force us to charge you VAT! any consolation?

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Dear God, I am sorry to inform you that your current position as deity is terminated due to gross neglect and endemic incompetence. stop.
please vacate yr office space on cloud 149 immediately. stop.
please do not take any of the company cherubs, archangels or other heavenly accessories with you. stop.
your final paycheck can be picked up care of St Peter, the pearly gatehouse on the left, Giant escalator Hill, Cloudtop Windbury . stop.
Other misconducts taken into account in our assessment are as follows: Supplying semi-faulty and not-fit-for-purpose minds to the general public. stop.
Distributing an unfair share of evil onto the male gender and for ordering in all that evil in the first place. stop.
it is not without great deliberation that we find ourselves having to take this action. the fact that you are one of the longest surviving fictional characters in all of the written word since such things as words began almost swayed us in your favour. But lets be clear... words can only be traced back to 3000 bc and you don't seem to get a mention then. In the beginning was the word and the word was REDUNDANT! UNEMPLOYED! , Dismissed, Terminated, Canned, Axed, stop.

lyrics indentified and compiled by Matt Wand

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from ENTERTAINING the INVALID, released July 19, 2017

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Matt runs the Independent Record Label HOT AIR. He formed the seminal electronic sampling & improvising group Stock, Hausen & Walkman in 1989 and also works under various other pseudonyms, Small Rocks being one.
He has remixed many people ie: Ground Zero, PULP, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Hawkwind, Peter Thomas, Steve Reich, Buffalo Daughter, Lady Miss Kier, Thurston Moore. ... more

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